NORTHUMBRIA AWAKES!
By Brian Hall
Wednesday 31 Oct 2012 10:01:00
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NORTHUMBRIA AWAKES!  LAUNCH OF MANIFESTO FOR INDEPENDENCE. BONFIRE NIGHT!  MUSIC, COMEDY AND POETRY!

 

 

TWO REGIONAL WRITERS, DR KEITH ARMSTRONG, AND BRIAN HALL, PLAN TO LAUNCH THEIR MANIFESTO AT THE OLD GEORGE IN NEWCASTLE ON THE NIGHT OF NOVEMBER THE FIFTH, ACCOMPANIED BY ANN SESSOMS ON NORTHUMBRIAN PIPES AND SONGS BY TYNESIDE FOLK GROUP 'KIDDAR'S LUCK' AND WEARSIDE'S GARY MILLER.

 

THEIR MANIFESTO WILL SET OUT DETAILED PLANS ON BOTH DOMESTIC AND FOREIGN POLICY. A SOURCE, CLOSE TO THE TWO, INDICATED THAT THE CONTENT OF THE MANIFESTO ITSELF IS POTENTIAL DYNAMITE, SO TO SPEAK.

 

BROTHER HALL SAID, FROM HIS BASE IN PITY ME, COUNTY DURHAM -

 

This is explosive stuff, and should herald a new dawn for our region. All the way from its plans to create canny peaceful links with the Scots, as long as they dont try to invade us again, and the English, as long as they return our Lindisfarne Gospels, and all the way to their job creation programme, which includes an ambitious scheme to invest in two more Hadrians Walls at the Tees and Tweed. Huge numbers are expected to attend, including one of the writers' Aunties from Consett, and a bloke from Chopwell.

 

 

DR ARMSTRONG, WHO WILL SPARKLE WITH HIS NORTHUMBRIAN POEMS ON THE NIGHT, STATED:

 

We intend to form an elected government for our Nation, if we can be bothered to sort out the elections that is. Otherwise, we will have a military coup, via all our contacts, from the Bigg Market to the lads who drive vehicles across our Nation in those menacing sweeper vans. Already, our support is rising fast. Only this morning, another member joined the Cause, believing that the Jocks divvent want us, and the English winna have us.

 

BROTHER HALL ADDED:

 

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to reclaim our independence. Failure is not an option. We are confident that the Northumbrian Nation will back this venture. Well, sort of. This night will go down in history. There is absolutely no truth in the malicious rumour, circulating in certain London media circles, that, in the event of failure, we intend to flee from our Nation via the Shields Ferry to refuge in Denmark.

 

 

.......................... THE LAUNCH OF THE NORTUMBRIA INDEPENDENCE SHIP BEGINS AT 7.30, AND ROUSING RHETORIC, COMEDY, POETRY AND MUSIC WILL BE PART OF THE WHOLE OCCASION.

 

 

for further details, contact, or try to anyway if you can reach them, Keith or Brian via their Communications/PR team, based in Jarrow, on 0191 2529531 or 0191 2655576.



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