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peewee1983 Posted on 02/07/2012 13:45 Latest rumour,,,,	Report Message \| Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message

Link: yes please
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dee_lite Posted on 02/07/2012 13:57 Latest rumour,,,,	Report Message \| Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


Mighty English team!
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leedsRslickers Posted on 03/07/2012 09:52 Latest rumour,,,,	Report Message \| Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


As founder member of the Sheikh Itallabart club, I particular welcome the teatowel brigade to Elland Road.
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dee_lite Posted on 03/07/2012 10:26 Latest rumour,,,,	Report Message \| Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


I looked back at this last night and when asked about the takeover of Leeds United he replied "is that a colt or a filly?"!!! looked just now and there is no reference to Leeds United at all!!
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ThePlumber Posted on 03/07/2012 11:52 Latest rumour,,,,	Report Message \| Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


Its a pity the guys not Egyptian as peewee could have caught the last boat to Cairo
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dee_lite Posted on 03/07/2012 11:55 Latest rumour,,,,	Report Message \| Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


aye well, thats certainly "one step beyond"!
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DerbyWhite65 Posted on 03/07/2012 15:05 Latest rumour,,,,	Report Message \| Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


Or even the night boat to Cairo
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dee_lite Posted on 03/07/2012 16:41 Latest rumour,,,,	Report Message \| Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


.....of which he might say "shut up"...what an "embarrassment"
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ThePlumber Posted on 03/07/2012 16:45 Latest rumour,,,,	Report Message \| Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


Especially as its Uncle Sams day
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HarryofOz Posted on 05/07/2012 08:49 Latest rumour,,,,	Report Message \| Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


Takeover to be completed today - we've been bought by Sheik Al-Bi Lidso Na-Afta Kenni
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Whites_United Posted on 05/07/2012 09:32 Latest rumour,,,,	Report Message \| Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


Where did you get that information from HarryofOz? I do hope it's true.
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DerbyWhite65 Posted on 05/07/2012 10:23 Latest rumour,,,,	Report Message \| Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


My information tells me that the new guy has made his money in the massively lucrative Middle Eastern market for home improvements and DIY....Sheikh Ahmed Meshed Mesen
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leedsRslickers Posted on 05/07/2012 10:40 Latest rumour,,,,	Report Message \| Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


Those jokes are just rubbish.
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HarryofOz Posted on 05/07/2012 10:50 Latest rumour,,,,	Report Message \| Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


What do you mean rubbish? Cheeky thing
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unclematt Posted on 06/07/2012 07:19 Latest rumour,,,,	Report Message \| Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


Heard he had a chain of opticians and was called ASIF EYECARE (Sorry)
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HarryofOz Posted on 12/07/2012 21:30 Latest rumour,,,,	Report Message \| Email Message To A Friend \| Reply To Message


Picture the scene A hand reaches out towards the 'on' button of a radio, a click is heard and then the clear dulcet tones of a race announcer. Welcome to the Leeds-takeover stakes at the Royal Rumour racetrack in Nobodyknowsborough. We are expecting a close fought race today, with no particular favourite and the lead changing a number of times. We do however have news of a scratching from the race. Abe Anka, is a non-starter as there is no way they could meet any fit and proper person test outside the finance industry. There is also no truth to the rumour that the Monaco-based gelding Monsieur Ben Kates will be racing today. And leaping smartly out the gates to take a dramatic early lead is Ivor Nutherteam, a United States based horse, showing why it was one of the early bookies favourites. It's lead how is shortlived as it is overtaken by Dee Nyit at the first furlong. And now, as we reach the half way mark (though we don't really know that we've done that), neck and neck in the lead are two mares - Amy Lionaires Name Found-on-Wiki and Anne Other One-As-Well. Suddenly there's a new leader, ridden by a freebie jockey, or is it two freebie jockeys. The punters start to voice their concern as Penny Pinching-Tightwad takes the lead. This is a horse no-one wants to see win. But there are more twists and turns in this race than there are in Sepp Blatter's opinions, and with a cry of relief from the crowd, Dude Illigence storms to the front. Go Enid A Now scream her backers as she challenges for the lead. But this race is lasting longer than expected as Enid fades to the back of the pack surrendering the lead to Donna X Pectowt. Then the new leader, ridden by Yorkshire jockey Phil Straw, is Sheik Albi Lidso Na-Afta Kenni. But theres a long way to go yet, will the Sheik, hold onto the lead and take first place? Tune in next week and you may well find out Hopefully the winner will not be Mustapha Bin-Kidin Al-Along.
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