1..Hillwood to retire

2..The board to welcome Usmanov and his company Red and White Holdings onto the boardroom table

3..Ivan Gazidis to quit and become a MP, there good at refusing to answer questions and telling a 'Miss truths'

4..Wenger to leave the training and tactics to Bould+Banfield and do more of what he is good at being the CEO

5..Someone to speak to the German clubs to find out how we can have safe standing with cheaper ticket prices

6..A nice Yellow with Blue trim away kit

7..A horse vet to be called in so he can treat Diaby

8..Anyone on Twitter/Facebook/blogs/newspapers who mentions 'a Sourse' or 'i have heard that' when talking about a player linked to us to go sit on the mong step until the 31st August, you are clearly speaking bolloxs (altho it is fun taking the piss out of them on the A-Z articles)

9..The Arsenal to sign someone a) I have heard of, b) Who is not French c) Is not 'one for the future'

10..RVP to sign another contract and then manage to stay fit for 2 whole seasons running

I wont hold my breath...

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